Hi, Im Ashley.
I like bad music and even worse jokes so let the good times roll hallelujah!!!
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~kukukukukuku~
I like bad music and even worse jokes so let the good times roll hallelujah!!!
~kukukukukuku~
It’s said it takes seven years
to grow completely new skin cells.
To think, this year I will grow
into a body you never will
have touched.“December 21st, 2002,” by Brett Elizabeth Jenkins
(via catstiel-in-purrgatory)
(Source: beingdeadlikeme, via seasongr8killedme)
(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep, via lithharbor)
tourist:
could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker:
no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist:
oh you think you're clever???
new yorker:
what
tourist:
i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker:
oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist:
no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
