silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
vaspim: *rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*
eyebrowgod: whoreiblejokes: eyebrowgod: i don’t wanna have sex i want a razor scooter goddammit liar look bruh you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards or get the sickest air of your life the choice is obvious
rubych4n: ‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’ the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’
camelotbutts: musik-box: This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo. favourite
tastydad: Bach goes Punk
HE GOES TO THE DESERT, FIRES HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY...
sonicwavez: anddddd my heart is slowly drying...
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: okay but this is quality humor right here
Sorry if you were hit in the explosion of my feelings last night. I was just very emotional. I apologize. Emotions are hard to control sometimes. Especially past midnight.
thumbsinthefridge: Seeing a really good gifset but there’s a misspelling or grammatical error in it
Dear friends, family, or whoever else, If you ever need to talk/vent/discuss/ or brainstorm ANYTHING, I am always available to talk. Even if I need to drop everything, I am here. Sincerely, me.
slow-riot: Milhouse starts an emo band
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Team Discovery Channel!: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:... →
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: dwyanewadefoulingona3: ragwolf60: nosdrinker: it’s called the Xbox One because that’s how many units they’re going to sell Sorry but my money says they outsell the playstation 4 .Ragwolf60. did you just put a signature on that hey ragwolf and…
theywillliveagaininfreedom: theywillliveagaininfreedom: theywillliveagaininfreedom: i forgot daria had a musical episode. i am laughing so hard help trent what are you even doing everyone is so much happier in musicals seriously look there’s a rainbow they even had a grand finale and a pullback shot omfg