May 2013
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
vaspim:
*rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*
eyebrowgod:
whoreiblejokes:
eyebrowgod:
i don’t wanna have sex
i want a razor scooter goddammit
liar
look bruh
you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards
or get the sickest air of your life
the choice is obvious
rubych4n:
‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’
the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’
camelotbutts:
musik-box:
This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.
favourite
tastydad:
Bach goes Punk
HE GOES TO THE DESERT, FIRES HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY...
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
okay but
this is quality humor right here
ATTENTION ALL
Sorry if you were hit in the explosion of my feelings last night. I was just very emotional. I apologize. Emotions are hard to control sometimes. Especially past midnight.
thumbsinthefridge:
Seeing a really good gifset but there’s a misspelling or grammatical error in it
Dear friends, family, or whoever else,
If you ever need to talk/vent/discuss/ or brainstorm ANYTHING, I am always available to talk. Even if I need to drop everything, I am here.
Sincerely, me.
slow-riot:
Milhouse starts an emo band
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Team Discovery Channel!: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:... →
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
dwyanewadefoulingona3:
ragwolf60:
nosdrinker:
it’s called the Xbox One because that’s how many units they’re going to sell
Sorry but my money says they outsell the playstation 4 .Ragwolf60.
did you just put a signature on that
hey ragwolf and…
theywillliveagaininfreedom:
theywillliveagaininfreedom:
theywillliveagaininfreedom:
i forgot daria had a musical episode. i am laughing so hard help trent what are you even doing
everyone is so much happier in musicals
seriously look
there’s a rainbow
they even had a grand finale
and a pullback shot
omfg